An Unexpected Visitor

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Alien School

Recent News: Washington Elementary School, located in Edison, New Jersey, the border roads are Cambridge and Winthrop. Zip Code: 08817. Such a precise location chosen, described thoroughly. This little speck in New Jersey, has been precisely chosen by a mysterious newcomer. From  a different lifestyle and universe, they discovered this location and learned about. “Washington School should upgrade security and school information!” New Team Reporters suggest.The News Recorder had recorded,  “Washington School hadn’t invited this visitor, Smothway Scheissstein, an Alien!”
      Wonder where all those cracks in the parking lot come from? Don’t go dropping the blame on the constructors, “Why didn’t they finish paving it!” Stop. the. screaming. Maybe another mysterious force has a hand to this.. Aliens!  Let’s get to the core of this situation. The mothership was hovering over the school at approximately 7:11 am. This ship was said to have other “Aliens” aboard, however we’ve only assured Smothway at the school. Smothway Schiesstein was recorded to have crash-landed in the Washington School parking lot at 7:14 am, on Saturday, November 14, 2015. However he/she claimed it was 4385. “4385? You’re from Edarg-5. But when are you from?” Local Washington School Students asked. Luckily Smothway and students are in contact via google docs. It may be great or terrible, Smothway is captive and alive, or Smothway is helping answer or question feed. However, Smothway and his species may not be dangerous, they’ve claimed only to learn on our creativity, seeing his home-place is boring and “gray.”

       “What is Smothway’s home like? Depending on how his home is, this may influence how he/she would act.” Students ask. Smothway has replied with. “Picture this: Complete harmony. Everyone agrees. All. The. Time. There is no individual thought. No creativity. No imagination. Boring. We really need to spice things up over there.” This explains why Smothway may have been traveling to Earth. Smothway doesn’t experience the brightness we do here, and we can’t blame him. He didn’t make his planet like this, if anything, he’s protesting about his belief! Smothway’s home is a dull and weary place, when we live in this livelihood.

       Now, going through a galaxy, what a tough road! Astronauts haven’t traveled to mars, well with human life, besides some technology floating in space. Smothway and his crew have made it with their spacecraft, Smothway has claimed that the only resource he needed on his planet was a multi-colored slime/goop that could be molded. It’s basically clay, but not needing the skills of a professional artist. He/she also claimed that his/her planet had 80 elements of the periodic table unknown to humans. All those resources, there ship may be powerful!
Conclusion: Smothway Scheisstein, a investigation that must be solved. Where is Schiesstein now? Being held captive by the school secretary’s and the principal. They must’ve got some classified information. But you may want to be thankful for the secretary’s and Mrs. Schlatter, we don’t know EVERYTHING about Smothway Schiesstein. There are mysterious lurking every corner, under the bed, beneath your feet, behind the tree, or in this case, above your head…